BUTTFLOSS: para hombres???? en todo caso gays...

What, exactly is the purpose of this little invention? Really, do we need the male thong? How many men can actually wear one and not look absolutely silly? And, how many men can wear one and not walk around pulling a string from their ass every few steps? And, tell me, it was a woman who invented it wasn't it? It had to be a woman giving us this thing of beauty. Whoever created the female equivalent wanted to see woman in all her beauty, with all her curves and suppleness. Whoever created the male thong wanted to see a little bit of belly hanging over the waistband and tufts of hair creeping out from the thin strip of fabric up the crack of the ass. I'm telling you, from a distance, it could look like Willie Nelson and his bandana! Not pleasant. We don’t have to wear them to avoid panty lines at parties. We don’t have to wear them with thigh high stockings and a garter and throw off an overcoat to complete some adolescent fantasy. Although, how much would it turn you on to see Danny DeVito in a male thong with those little sock suspender things? That’s what I thought. Perhaps we were given this token by women to make up for all the things they do for men to make themselves look presentable for us (we are so not worth it most of the time ladies). Waxing and shaving and make-up and hair extensions and 45 minutes on the treadmill and low fat muffins while men eat pancakes with half a gallon of maple syrup. Yes, we get the better of it. And then comes the male thong. I can see it now at the male thong headquarters somewhere near Majorca. A group of women, frustrated with being sex objects and the condition of their split ends, are holding something sexy that any one of them would wear and make a man melt...